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Puppy dogs :)
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
I just started crying
Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)
I read that in a sarcastic voice
why is this so funny?
one time i found an old video of myself on youtube and it was really embarrassing but i didnt have the login so i reported the video on youtube frantically with the reason for reporting “THIS IS A VIDEO OF ME AND IF ANYBODY FINDS IT I WILL GET CYBERBULLIED” and 2 days later youtube removed it omfg